Welcome to HEY WOW.
An upside down, inside out, backwards, sideways slightly off center, look at Scunthorpe United Soccer Team.
We can see you sneaking out.
Only a few weeks to go before stinking chav trailer trash get fed up and go back to making the streets untidy and I'll have enough room for my terrace BBQ and sun lounger. Cheers Nige.
Money on the Table
It has been reported that Scunthorpe United have spent the recent transfer window of opportunity putting money on tables for the purchase of top notch professional 'soccer' technicians.
A source in no way connected with the club has provided a picture of a table which has had money put on it.
When confronted with the picture, a small spokesman for the club said, "I can neither confirm or deny that I am denying or confirming with the utmost seriousness on my face, that a statement confirming or denying will be issued forthwith...erm...what was the question again?".