Ickle Scunny
Scunny Metropopopopopopolis
If proof is needed that the fair boroughness of Scunthorpe is not so 'ickle', chew on these.
We have 3 Gregs bakeries in the town centre, Tokyo (biggest city in the world) has none. Hah!
We once had the biggest sausage in the world.
A Blue Whale once made the mighty journey along Ashby Road.
We were once tops in the following leagues:
1. Heroin usage
2. Underage Pregnancy
3. Asthma
(We were hoping to wrest Doncaster's Aids title from them, but lost in the final.)
We've got more Ironstone than we can eat, why I had an Ironstone bath just this morning.
We've got a Lidl, and 2 Aldis, surely that's the equivalant of having a Cathedral and we should have city status bestowed upon us immediately.
We are top of the rubbish police force league in the whole country.
The Queen has visited Scunthorpe on a number of occasions and during her last visit she was heard to remark that, "This is the biggest dump one has visited".
Yes she said BIGGEST!