This youth is suffering from Adkins disease otherwise known as White Thrombolisisitisismnesstification or White Thrombo for short. Recently discovered by and named after well known former physiotherapist Nigel Adkins.
He became afflicted when the swapping of dugouts as a tactic to win a game of football was more than his mind could comprehend. After his discovery Nige formed The Adkins White Thrombo Society or T.A.W.T.S. to help poor tortured souls like the ones featured below. He has since continued to surround himself with TAWTS.
This man is in late stages of White Thrombo after watching a football being lumped from one side of the pitch to the other without once involving the midfield.
The above case is pretty mild, the man is still chewing a Scunthorpe United balti pie 3 months after purchasing it and 1 month after swallowing it.
...and finally a more complicated case of White Thrombo, he's showing classic signs, but with an interesting side effect known as 'Boo Tongue', where prolonged booing has caused the tongue to dry and swell.